[ Sam takes up his napkin, closes his eyes, and hopes that the giant hallucination beefcat man will be gone when he opens them, because if not--]
Okay. First of all. President-King? Not a thing. Not to mention the fact that Thomas Edison was never a president, just a mid-tier inventor with brutally clever business practices, not to mention the fact that he wasn't ten feet tall and a giant lion!
[ He's on his feet now. BECAUSE THIS IS STUPID AND HE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
...Except the part where he's literally standing just. LOOK THAT'S NOT THE POINT. ] If I'm going to lose my mind does it have to be like this!
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Okay. First of all. President-King? Not a thing. Not to mention the fact that Thomas Edison was never a president, just a mid-tier inventor with brutally clever business practices, not to mention the fact that he wasn't ten feet tall and a giant lion!
[ He's on his feet now. BECAUSE THIS IS STUPID AND HE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
...Except the part where he's literally standing just. LOOK THAT'S NOT THE POINT. ] If I'm going to lose my mind does it have to be like this!