[ he stops and stares at Sam, a stare that doesn't break for several seconds ]

Okay, that's a lot of questions in the span of a few seconds. Yes, superhero, and yes, felons, but important detail, he stole a smoothie machine. He's a really great guy once you get to know him.

[ the smoothie machine detail is important, because even if they were a band of master thieves, they were also a good and nice thieves, like Robin Hood. ]

And are you sure you work for the president? 'Cuz you don't sound that sure. Kinda wishy-washy, kinda like you're mumbling through your teeth.