No-- Woah-- Hang on! I do not have brain damage, I have selective trauma-induced amnesia, and where is your proof that Captain America exists? You have a picture of him on your phone? Prove it. Convince me it's not some... some... LARPer in a back lot somewhere with a painted trash can lid.

[ He rips off another piece of bagel, warming to the argument now. Scott what have you done. ] Dazzle me.