[ oh boy Sam, now you've done it. while Scott likes to think of himself as kinda cool and kinda close with all the cool kids (IE Cap, Scarlet Witch is cool too), he's not really part of the 'club' and therefore doesn't have access to Steve's innermost secrets, like boxers or briefs, so he can't dazzle Sam with that information.
he clears his throat, finishing off his donut quickly and wiping his hands on a napkin as he thinks of definitive proof that Cap exists ]
One dazzling, coming right up.
[ he's thinking, he's thinking.... and goddamnit Sam. he pauses, leaning onto the table with both arms as if about to share a major secret ]
Okay, before I start, what would you consider 'proof'?
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he clears his throat, finishing off his donut quickly and wiping his hands on a napkin as he thinks of definitive proof that Cap exists ]
One dazzling, coming right up.
[ he's thinking, he's thinking.... and goddamnit Sam. he pauses, leaning onto the table with both arms as if about to share a major secret ]
Okay, before I start, what would you consider 'proof'?