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the pines mods. ([personal profile] officialnotice) wrote in [community profile] bumfuckidaho2017-04-17 06:22 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME, APRIL 2017.

TEST DRIVE MEME

There was an accident. That's basically the only thing you know for certain. Maybe a car wreck - metal and broken glass everywhere, and the sirens and the screaming. Or maybe there was an explosion. Maybe your bike hit a rock and you careened uncontrollably off a mountain path. You can't can't quite make out the details, not who was at fault or why. Try as you might, the chaos is all you can remember.

It's also the last thing you remember from before you wake up here.

When you open your eyes, the accident is gone. Instead, you're in a hospital bed – the nursing staff greets you with a cheerful smile.

Welcome to Wayward Pines, they tell you. You'll make a full recovery here.


option one
WELCOME TO WAYWARD PINES

The hospital staff had seemed very friendly, but ultimately unhelpful when it came to answering your questions, insisting you shouldn't worry about such things, and that it was smarter to just rest until you'd fully recovered.

That was some time ago. You've since managed to leave the hospital – either via escape, or simply by waiting patiently and filling out paperwork until they finally agreed to release you. Now you've found yourself in the small but hearty town of Wayward Pines, Idaho. It's a charming little place, and the people there are all friendly enough, more than willing to greet you on the street, or give you directions if you need them.

Unless you're asking for directions out of town, of course.

Some will simply smile and give you a hearty pat on the shoulder and ask why you'd ever want to do a thing like that? Others will get quiet for a moment, and direct you to the nearest sign posted near the doorway of every building.

Don't bother taking the road, either. Whether you walk or get your hands on a vehicle, you won't get anywhere. The road simply takes you away from town for a short while before looping around and bringing you right back in.

There's no use questioning things, and it seems pretty useless to try to leave. So really, why not stay a while? Everyone's convinced that you'll find something to love in Wayward Pines.

(For the purposes of this test drive, you're welcome to handwave the existence of basically any local business or activity.)


option two
INTO THE WOODS

You've just heard a scream from the woods.

I mean, it could've been an animal. There's bound to be some kind of wildlife amongst the trees, right? But then again, it did sound awfully... human.

Though all of the locals nearby conceal a flinch at the sound, they'll assure you it's nothing, if you ask them. Why, you're probably just hearing things! (But with an anxious undertone of stop asking questions.) If you're curious, though, and brave enough to go see, they won't make any move to stop you from going into the wooded area surrounding the town.

The trees are tall, and their branches are thick enough to block out a significant amount of sunlight from breaking through the canopy, leaving the forest floor a little dimmer and cooler than the streets of town.

Whatever the source of the scream was, you won't be able to find it out here. An experienced hunter might notice some signs of a struggle, and a few faint boot prints, but they don't really seem to lead anywhere in particular.

What you will find, if you walk far enough, is a fence. A big one - at least 30 feet tall, made of metal and concrete. It goes on quite a ways in either direction as well; follow the wall far enough, and you'll see that it connects with the steep, sheer cliffs that surround the rest of Wayward Pines, effectively boxing the town in.

In actuality, you'll probably feel it before you see it. A full 500 yards from the wall, when it's hardly a shadowy smudge through the trees, you start to feel a little bit tired, a little bit weak. Trouble is, the closer you get, the weaker you feel - like the wall itself is sapping the strength out of you, and the closer you get, the worse it feels. Any powers you may have had grow weaker in kind as you make your way to the fence, but even ordinary humans will find their strength sapping away. By the time you're close enough to read the signs and to feel the crackle of electricity radiating from the thick wires criss-crossing the wall's metal surface, you're too weak to stand.

Do you crawl closer still and risk electrocution, or do you crawl away and assess the situation once you're far enough from the fence to be able to stand?


option three
PTA BAKE SALE

It's that time of year again. The time when everyone digs into their wallet, ignores their diet, and spends a little time supporting the local school bake fair. You know, for the good of the children. And it doesn't hurt that Linda's Blondie recipe is honestly to die for. The school PTA has pulled out all the stops this year in the hopes of encouraging a good community turn out, posters advertising the sale plastering every street corner and stuffed into every mailbox for a solid week leading up to the event, and today is finally the day.

There's at least two dozen different tables set up with all manner of delectable treats, even one or two offering vegan alternatives for those inclined, not to mention a few others catering to some of the townspeople's more... unique palates.

Maybe you've got your own table set up with your wares, or maybe you were simply lured to the park today by the appetizing scents wafting through the air. Either way it seems like the whole town has come out to show their support today and why wouldn't they? Children are our future, aren't they? Or maybe it's just Linda's Blondie recipe.

Yeah, that's probably it.


option four
ON THE NETWORK

Though it's not as high-tech as you might be used to (or hell, maybe you're ren faire and it's centuries beyond anything you've seen), but Wayward Pines does in fact have a network to accommodate its citizens.

Go ahead, post a network post! Just note that the network currently has two basic functions. The first is audio-only and can be accessed from the telephones in each character's home. If an audio-based medium doesn't suit your needs (or aesthetics), be sure to take advantage of the Wayward Pines Message Board from your brand new laptop for the chance to communicate with your fellow townspeople in a text-based format instead!


( a few notes )

Welcome to our third test drive here in The Pines! Just one important thing to note:

Upon arrival in Wayward Pines, characters find themselves struggling to remember entirely who they were or where they came from. Memories return progressively over the next two weeks. You're welcome to play with this mechanic in any of these prompts, but it's definitely not mandatory! For more details on this temporary memory loss, see our FAQ.
onteamdyson: (ksv88)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2017-04-17 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
totes. 100%. there is no other explanation for rainbow tigers and space unicorns and dolphins floating in the sky
bastardofipswich: NICKY'S (048)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-04-17 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
nooooo

they're fucking cute as HELL

i want to keep one as a pet
ren_egade: (Default)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
You don't believe in life on other planets?
ren_egade: (disbelief)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why? If they're that lazy, it would just be a burden to house and feed it with nothing in return.
onteamdyson: (224)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2017-04-18 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
i believe what neil degrasse tyson tells me and 70%
of science fiction movies, but i still don't think there are SPACE UNICORNS floating around in no atmosphere with rainbows trailing behind them in the blackness of the VOID
ren_egade: (aside)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's probably true. There aren't a great deal of species that can survive the vacuum of space.
onteamdyson: (65_zpsncyokr3p)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2017-04-18 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Water bears!

... And rocks. Pet rocks were big in the 70s.
bastardofipswich: MAGIC (!magic: well then)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-04-18 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
i mean, that's p much the case with 99% of PEOPLE

at least pandas are freaking cute and probably soft
bastardofipswich: DORMS (CRAZYFACE)

un: stvitus

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-04-18 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
what kind of "conversation"??? is it one that starts with A/S/L?
lightningscar: (13)

harry potter | ota

[personal profile] lightningscar 2017-04-18 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
into the woods

[ Harry hears the scream, and his instinct is immediate. He spares only a passing glance at the worried looking townsfolk before heading into the woods in search of the person in trouble, clutching his wand tightly. Pretty soon though he realises he's not really sure which direction the scream came from. ]

Hello?

[ Nobody shouts back, and he can see nothing in sight as he makes his way through the trees. It's growing dark though, and the overhanging trees mean visibility is already getting difficult. ]

Lumos. [ The tip of his wand lights up the surrounding area of the forest, but nothing more illuminating shows up in the way of who let out that awful scream.

Undeterred, Harry keeps going. He knows what he heard. Someone's out here, in trouble. The further he goes though, the more uncertain and weary he gets. After ten minutes of wandering the forest, he has to wonder if someone's put some sort of curse on him. He leans heavily against a tree. It feels like he's putting all his energy into meerely holding his wand up at this point.
] Hello? [ He calls once again, voice a little weak now. ]

Is- Is there anyone out here?

on the network; text

Has anyone here heard of the name Lord Voldemort before?

wildcard

[ Harry can be found all over town. Feel free to choose your own adventure. ]
volitaunt: (222)

[personal profile] volitaunt 2017-04-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ He winks at her. ] Better not get too close.

[ That gets a laugh. Kenzi has officially become a Frand. It doesn't take much to achieve that status, granted, but right now, with how little he remembers, having friends seems even more important. ] How can I say no? And you can tell me what coffee is on the way.
ren_egade: (closer)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
You can make people do things, less so with undomesticated animals.
ren_egade: (disbelief)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Talk about an ingenious scam.
byironandfire: (010)

[personal profile] byironandfire 2017-04-18 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
You can start with that if you really want to, but I wasn't looking for acronyms.

And we're all in Wayward Pines. The "L" isn't necessary.
bastardofipswich: MAGIC (92)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-04-18 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
that's true! doesn't change the fact that most people are a waste of space lmao
bastardofipswich: NICKY'S (03)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-04-18 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
A/S/S then!

[ WOW, CHASE IS SO FUCKING WITTY. ]

the second 's' is for sexuality
onteamdyson: (ksv155)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2017-04-18 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
All you need is a fuckton of googly eyes and an abundance of rocks.

ok pls dont take this idea i kinda wanna bring this shit back and make a mINT on it.
ren_egade: (ask)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
If you aren't creative with how you utilize them, I guess.
byironandfire: (002)

[personal profile] byironandfire 2017-04-18 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're gonna jump right to sexuality, huh? Not "sign"?

What about "g" for gender or "o" for occupation?
detoxes: (heh right.)

wildcard.

[personal profile] detoxes 2017-04-18 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Be nice. He could bring friends."

There's a girl nearby. She's sitting in the grass, a spiral notebook open in front of her. The pencil in her hand's stopped moving across the page, but she doesn't drop it. She just watches the man on the bike.
ren_egade: (Default)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
The people here might be odd, but I don't think they're that gullible at default.
bastardofipswich: MAGIC (101)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2017-04-18 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
gosh i guess i better get started with some world domination plans then. wouldn't want to be a LAZY SLACKER
onteamdyson: (ksx109)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2017-04-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, like half of them would fork over all their cash if you just add a little addendum to that list of rules around town. gullible, maybe not. blindly obedient? yeah.
ren_egade: (enjoy)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think I am calling you lazy?
ren_egade: (aside)

[personal profile] ren_egade 2017-04-18 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
You make a good point. I wonder who they are truly obedient to.