[She's frowning and shaking her head. The poor man!] ...I'm so so sorry for you. You're really missing out. Granted - reality shows suck. So you're not missing anything there. But there's some really quality programming on the planet Earth.

[Here she is. Rambling about stupid shit that doesn't matter.

She finally catches herself - even though the damage has most likely already been done.]

What's your name? I feel like a jerk.