You call this a bake sale… this is kid stuff… [ justin crinkled his nose as he looked over the spread of sweets laid out on each table. brownies, cookies, and donuts. pft. he could bake circles around these little brats and soccer moms… assuming, of course, he cared to. but he didn’t. he had nothing to prove to them. ]
… [ as he passed a lackluster tray of candies he slowed to a stop, a couple of women gossiping and, well, he just couldn’t help himself. ] Linda’s blondies aren’t as good as she thinks and, y’know, [ he jerked his head in her direction. ] I heard they’re store bought. [ blowing out a sigh he shook his head. ] Here I thought she was better than that. But, hey, [ he chortled. ] I guess I’ll have to show her how it’s done.
[ as they started cooing over the fact that he could bake his smile broadened. feel free to call him out on his shit. ]
• ON THE NETWORK.
un: itshammertime.
This laptop is in dire need of an upgrade. It’s from, like, the stone age and, to be honest, I’m a little insulted that this is what they’re handing out. But, hey, listen… I’m about to do all of you a favor. A big favor. You just happen to now know a technical marvel, so as soon as I’m finished fixing this hunk of junk if you stop by my shop I’ll take a look at yours too.
justin hammer | mcu.
You call this a bake sale… this is kid stuff… [ justin crinkled his nose as he looked over the spread of sweets laid out on each table. brownies, cookies, and donuts. pft. he could bake circles around these little brats and soccer moms… assuming, of course, he cared to. but he didn’t. he had nothing to prove to them. ]
… [ as he passed a lackluster tray of candies he slowed to a stop, a couple of women gossiping and, well, he just couldn’t help himself. ] Linda’s blondies aren’t as good as she thinks and, y’know, [ he jerked his head in her direction. ] I heard they’re store bought. [ blowing out a sigh he shook his head. ] Here I thought she was better than that. But, hey, [ he chortled. ] I guess I’ll have to show her how it’s done.
[ as they started cooing over the fact that he could bake his smile broadened. feel free to call him out on his shit. ]
• ON THE NETWORK.
un: itshammertime.
This laptop is in dire need of an upgrade. It’s from, like, the stone age and, to be honest, I’m a little insulted that this is what they’re handing out. But, hey, listen… I’m about to do all of you a favor. A big favor. You just happen to now know a technical marvel, so as soon as I’m finished fixing this hunk of junk if you stop by my shop I’ll take a look at yours too.