[ and though he should have seen something like this coming he didn’t actually expect somebody to have the balls to call him out on his, uh, little whie lie. still, he didn’t falter and, instead, continued to smile even as he turned to face kal. ]

[ justin could already hear the ladies whispering amongst themselves about the wild accusations and bullshit he was sputtering, which, quite frankly, pissed him off. what gave this jerk the right to spoil his fun! ]

oh Yeah, well, maybe they’ll actually be half decent this time around. [ he snickered, casting a glance back at his lady friends for affirmation, but they weren’t having any of it. fantastic. mr. tall, grey, and noisy has ruined everything. ]

I have a recipe, a great recipe, my grandmother’s recipe, in fact, [ he swallowed, not sure how much longer he could keep up this charade. ] but I can’t talk family secrets, I’m afraid. Don’t want dear old grandma rolling in her grave. But, hey, listen, next bake sale I’ll be all over it. I’ll make some brownies that’ll really blow your mind. [ and hopefully some panties off. women love chocolate, right? ]