[ That's fine, but now the kid knows the offer is there. Cain's okay with that, and turns the page obediently. It all starts out kind of cheerfully horrible, apparently, but the writing is engaging and he'll keep going with it. Until the kid has to run off or they finish, if they collectively read fast enough. ]

I bought it, so you won't be damaging anything worth anything. Not like a library book or something. Fair about the flying, though, that must have been tough.