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the pines mods. ([personal profile] officialnotice) wrote in [community profile] bumfuckidaho2017-05-17 09:14 pm
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test drive meme, may 2017

TEST DRIVE MEME

There was an accident. The details are hazy and obscure, but it's still the first thing you remember. Maybe a car wreck — metal and broken glass everywhere, and the sirens and the screaming. Maybe your bike hit a rock and you careened uncontrollably off a mountain path. Maybe something less mundane, even impossible seems to have happened to you. You can't quite make out the details, not who was at fault or why. Try as you might, the chaos is all you can truly remember.

It's also the last thing you remember from before waking up.

When you open your eyes, the accident is gone. Instead, you're in a hospital bed, and the nursing staff greet you with cheerful smiles.

Don't worry, they tell you. You'll make a full recovery here. Where is here? Why, home in Wayward Pines, of course!


option one
WELCOME TO WAYWARD PINES

The hospital staff had seemed very friendly, but ultimately unhelpful when it came to answering your questions, insisting you shouldn't worry about such things, and that it was smarter to just rest until you'd fully recovered.

That was some time ago. You've since managed to leave the hospital – either via escape, or simply by waiting patiently and filling out paperwork until they finally agreed to release you. Now you've found yourself in the small but hearty town of Wayward Pines, Idaho. It's a charming little place, and the people there are all friendly enough, more than willing to greet you on the street, or give you directions if you need them.

Unless you're asking for directions out of town, of course.

Some will simply smile and give you a hearty pat on the shoulder and ask why you'd ever want to do a thing like that? Others will get quiet for a moment, and direct you to the nearest sign posted near the doorway of every building.

Don't bother taking the road, either. Whether you walk or get your hands on a vehicle, you won't get anywhere. The road simply takes you away from town for a short while before looping around and bringing you right back in.

There's no use questioning things, and it seems pretty useless to try to leave. So really, why not stay a while? Everyone's convinced that you'll find something to love in Wayward Pines.

(For the purposes of this test drive, you're welcome to handwave the existence of basically any local business or activity.)


option two
INTO THE WOODS

You've just heard a scream from the woods.

I mean, it could've been an animal. There's bound to be some kind of wildlife amongst the trees, right? But then again, it did sound awfully... human.

Though all of the locals nearby conceal a flinch at the sound, they'll assure you it's nothing, if you ask them. Why, you're probably just hearing things! (But with an anxious undertone of stop asking questions.) If you're curious, though, and brave enough to go see, they won't make any move to stop you from going into the wooded area surrounding the town.

The trees are tall, and their branches are thick enough to block out a significant amount of sunlight from breaking through the canopy, leaving the forest floor a little dimmer and cooler than the streets of town.

Whatever the source of the scream was, you won't be able to find it out here. An experienced hunter might notice some signs of a struggle, and a few faint boot prints, but they don't really seem to lead anywhere in particular.

What you will find, if you walk far enough, is a fence. A big one - at least 30 feet tall, made of metal and concrete. It goes on quite a ways in either direction as well; follow the wall far enough, and you'll see that it connects with the steep, sheer cliffs that surround the rest of Wayward Pines, effectively boxing the town in.

In actuality, you'll probably feel it before you see it. A full 500 yards from the wall, when it's hardly a shadowy smudge through the trees, you start to feel a little bit tired, a little bit weak. Trouble is, the closer you get, the weaker you feel - like the wall itself is sapping the strength out of you, and the closer you get, the worse it feels. Any powers you may have had grow weaker in kind as you make your way to the fence, but even ordinary humans will find their strength sapping away. By the time you're close enough to read the signs and to feel the crackle of electricity radiating from the thick wires criss-crossing the wall's metal surface, you're too weak to stand.

Do you crawl closer still and risk electrocution, or do you crawl away and assess the situation once you're far enough from the fence to be able to stand?


option three
TRACK AND FIELD DAY

With the current school semester coming to a close and summer vacation on the horizon, school administrators have elected to end the year on a high note with an invigorating Track and Field Day at the park, in order to better foster fitness and health in the children (outside of their government mandated physical education classes, anyway).

The event is, of course, open to the community at large, whether you have a current affiliation with the school or not. Because, well, everyone could stand to get up off their couches for an afternoon of running around in the sun. Or, in the case of residents with a particular sun allergy, under the shaded tarp canopies that dot the field here and there with healthy snacks, drinks, and some of the less expansive games available today (such as, oh, a nice sedate beanbag toss).

Wayward Pines thrives on the inclusion of all varieties of people, after all. Even those that aren't, strictly speaking, people at all.

All of the most recognizable games are available, of course: sack races, relay races, three-legged races, any sort of race you can think of, really; flag football and dodgeball with soft spongy balls to keep anyone from getting too competitive (the school nurse is on hand just in case though); a massive tug-of-war rope that spans nearly the entire field; and water balloon and blanket tosses. If you're not too sure what the latter is you can ask Linda at the makeshift juice bar and she'll be all too glad to explain for you.

Actually, on second thought, don't ask Linda anything. Don't give her the satisfaction.


option four
ON THE NETWORK

Though it's not as high-tech as you might be used to (or hell, maybe you're ren faire and it's centuries beyond anything you've seen), Wayward Pines does in fact have a network to accommodate its citizens.

Go ahead, post a network post! Just note that the network currently has two basic functions. The first is audio-only and can be accessed from the telephones in each character's home. If an audio-based medium doesn't suit your needs (or aesthetics), be sure to take advantage of the Wayward Pines Message Board from your brand new laptop for the chance to communicate with your fellow townspeople!


( a few notes )

Welcome to our fourth test drive here in The Pines! Just one important thing to note:

Upon arrival in Wayward Pines, characters find themselves struggling to remember entirely who they were or where they came from. Memories return progressively over the next two weeks. You're welcome to play with this mechanic in any of these prompts, but it's definitely not mandatory! For more details on this temporary memory loss, see our FAQ.
starbuckaroobanzai: we are investigating some paranormal shit (so that happened)

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[personal profile] starbuckaroobanzai 2017-05-30 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Initially, she'd intended to approach this rationally. She's not a veterinarian, but information on feline behaviour can't be that hard to come by. It's pathetic, yes, but it's something to do.

That was before she remembered the Ecuadorian shaman, the museum underbelly, the... cats. All the cats. So many cats.
]

Depends on the cats.
thatelectricitything: (Er...what?)

[personal profile] thatelectricitything 2017-05-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Does it?

To be fair, I did ask, so I'll make some effort to understand.

I'm talking about classic pet-type cats. Not big wild cats of any description. Not that I'd mind one, but I can imagine running out of room for them fairly quickly.
starbuckaroobanzai: we are investigating some paranormal shit (mmmnnnngh no)

[personal profile] starbuckaroobanzai 2017-05-30 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, it still depends on the cats. Generally speaking I guess you'd want to consider the temperaments of the individual animals.

[But also, several hundred cats roaming the basement of a museum is too many.]

You might be amazed by what an angry housecat can accomplish.
thatelectricitything: (Smirk)

[personal profile] thatelectricitything 2017-05-30 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean, they aren't DOGS. If you're looking for an animal to slobber all over you constantly and never randomly decide to attack your foot for unknowable reasons that's fine. I just prefer a pet with a little more depth.

My cat once fought off an attacking creature. I was very proud.
starbuckaroobanzai: we are investigating some paranormal shit (it was a good attempt)

[personal profile] starbuckaroobanzai 2017-05-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
No, cats are fine, generally speaking. I've just seen them do a lot more than attack someone's foot.

[She would say more, but that would be in direct violation of those damn notices plastered everywhere.]

Barring extenuating circumstances I'd guess you'd want to start with two or three and add more one by one, with an acclimatization period to allow you to get to know their personalities and space requirements.

[Why is she giving this so much consideration?!]
thatelectricitything: (That)

[personal profile] thatelectricitything 2017-05-30 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
That's...disappointingly levelheaded and reasonable. And I was SO raring for a fight.

Have you owned cats before? I've only ever had the opportunity to own the one before now.
starbuckaroobanzai: we are investigating some paranormal shit (Default)

[personal profile] starbuckaroobanzai 2017-05-30 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Someone has to be levelheaded and reasonable and that task usually falls to me.

We had one growing up, but I haven't ever personally, no. I'm in no hurry either, now that it sounds like you're working up to owning enough for the entire neighborhood.
thatelectricitything: (Smirk)

[personal profile] thatelectricitything 2017-05-30 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know where they're coming from, but there seem to be quite a lot at the shelter. I don't like the idea of the poor kitties getting hurt in the forest. Someone needs to look after them all...and I suppose, if pressed, I'll make that terrible sacrifice.
starbuckaroobanzai: (65)

[personal profile] starbuckaroobanzai 2017-05-30 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard worse excuses to do more inadvisable things. Then again, I work in law enforcement.

[She's setting the bar pretty low, is what she means -- so shine on, you crazy diamond.]