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the pines mods. ([personal profile] officialnotice) wrote in [community profile] bumfuckidaho2017-06-17 08:38 am
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test drive meme, june 2017

TEST DRIVE MEME

There was an accident. The details are hazy and obscure, but it's still the first thing you remember. Maybe a car wreck — metal and broken glass everywhere, and the sirens and the screaming. Maybe your bike hit a rock and you careened uncontrollably off a mountain path. Maybe something less mundane, even impossible seems to have happened to you. You can't quite make out the details, not who was at fault or why. Try as you might, the chaos is all you can truly remember.

It's also the last thing you remember from before waking up.

When you open your eyes, the accident is gone. Instead, you're in a hospital bed, and the nursing staff greet you with cheerful smiles.

Don't worry, they tell you. You'll make a full recovery here. Where is here? Why, home in Wayward Pines, of course!


option one
WELCOME TO WAYWARD PINES

The hospital staff had seemed very friendly, but ultimately unhelpful when it came to answering your questions, insisting you shouldn't worry about such things, and that it was smarter to just rest until you'd fully recovered.

That was some time ago. You've since managed to leave the hospital – either via escape, or simply by waiting patiently and filling out paperwork until they finally agreed to release you. Now you've found yourself in the small but hearty town of Wayward Pines, Idaho. It's a charming little place, and the people there are all friendly enough, more than willing to greet you on the street, or give you directions if you need them.

Unless you're asking for directions out of town, of course.

Some will simply smile and give you a hearty pat on the shoulder and ask why you'd ever want to do a thing like that? Others will get quiet for a moment, and direct you to the nearest sign posted near the doorway of every building.

Don't bother taking the road, either. Whether you walk or get your hands on a vehicle, you won't get anywhere. The road simply takes you away from town for a short while before looping around and bringing you right back in.

There's no use questioning things, and it seems pretty useless to try to leave. So really, why not stay a while? Everyone's convinced that you'll find something to love in Wayward Pines.

(For the purposes of this test drive, you're welcome to handwave the existence of basically any local business or activity.)


option two
INTO THE WOODS

You've just heard a scream from the woods.

I mean, it could've been an animal. There's bound to be some kind of wildlife amongst the trees, right? But then again, it did sound awfully... human.

Though all of the locals nearby conceal a flinch at the sound, they'll assure you it's nothing, if you ask them. Why, you're probably just hearing things! (But with an anxious undertone of stop asking questions.) If you're curious, though, and brave enough to go see, they won't make any move to stop you from going into the wooded area surrounding the town.

The trees are tall, and their branches are thick enough to block out a significant amount of sunlight from breaking through the canopy, leaving the forest floor a little dimmer and cooler than the streets of town.

Whatever the source of the scream was, you won't be able to find it out here. An experienced hunter might notice some signs of a struggle, and a few faint boot prints, but they don't really seem to lead anywhere in particular.

What you will find, if you walk far enough, is a fence. A big one - at least 30 feet tall, made of metal and concrete. It goes on quite a ways in either direction as well; follow the wall far enough, and you'll see that it connects with the steep, sheer cliffs that surround the rest of Wayward Pines, effectively boxing the town in.

In actuality, you'll probably feel it before you see it. A full 500 yards from the wall, when it's hardly a shadowy smudge through the trees, you start to feel a little bit tired, a little bit weak. Trouble is, the closer you get, the weaker you feel - like the wall itself is sapping the strength out of you, and the closer you get, the worse it feels. Any powers you may have had grow weaker in kind as you make your way to the fence, but even ordinary humans will find their strength sapping away. By the time you're close enough to read the signs and to feel the crackle of electricity radiating from the thick wires criss-crossing the wall's metal surface, you're too weak to stand.

Do you crawl closer still and risk electrocution, or do you crawl away and assess the situation once you're far enough from the fence to be able to stand?


option three
FOURTH OF JULY

If there's one thing to be said for Wayward Pines it's the town's resilience and staunch refusal to give up on the image of a picturesque little town, and July 4th this year has the community putting it's best foot forward in this regard with its annual 4th of July picnic and fireworks spectacular.

To hear anyone (Linda) familiar with the town talk (complain), this year is a much more sedate affair than any of the years prior, but in a lot of ways today is a very good opportunity for people to reconnect with their neighbors; chat quietly at a table, share a recipe, play some catch, or argue with Jerry over the proper way too cook a burger. Jerry never listens, of course, but thankfully the whole event is a pot luck so there are plenty of other, far more edible options for those with a more... discerning palate.

The day passes pleasantly, and the night? The night brings the fireworks. A beautiful cascade of bright colors and lights in the sky. Sparklers are handed out like party favors while everyone is strongly encouraged to play safe by a long-suffering and weary looking sheriff. After all, the town has had quite enough excitement by this point, don't you think?


option four
ON THE NETWORK

Though it's not as high-tech as you might be used to (or hell, maybe you're ren faire and it's centuries beyond anything you've seen), Wayward Pines does in fact have a network to accommodate its citizens.

Go ahead, post a network post! Just note that the network currently has two basic functions. The first is audio-only and can be accessed from the telephones in each character's home. If an audio-based medium doesn't suit your needs (or aesthetics), be sure to take advantage of the Wayward Pines Message Board from your brand new laptop for the chance to communicate with your fellow townspeople!


( a few notes )

Welcome to our fifth test drive here in The Pines! Just one important thing to note:

Upon arrival in Wayward Pines, characters find themselves struggling to remember entirely who they were or where they came from. Memories return progressively over the next two weeks. You're welcome to play with this mechanic in any of these prompts, but it's definitely not mandatory! For more details on this temporary memory loss, see our FAQ.

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ KILL HER. AGAIN. ]

People are liars.

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
For the sake of clarification are you saying that you can actually do actual magic,
NOT sleight of hand, NOT some self-congratulatory innuendo.
fromtv: (Default)

[personal profile] fromtv 2017-06-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
nah it requires concentration

I'm sensing some hostility
inceptisex: (ag2_76)

[personal profile] inceptisex 2017-06-17 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alice... he's almost proud of you. ]

bc you don't know who else is following every single line of conversation

[ INCLUDING THIS ONE. WHICH HE IS AWARE OF. FUCK. ]
warden_enchanter: (♛ dark sustenance)

[personal profile] warden_enchanter 2017-06-17 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, real magic.
I find myself without a staff at present, but that hardly inhibits me.
bartalk: ( easystreet ) (13)

[personal profile] bartalk 2017-06-17 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, they could be. won't know for certain until we put it to the test, but in my personal opinion I'd say I'm a pretty decent lover.

gotta test the hypothesis, right?

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You and most of humanity, surprise.

...Robotics?


[ Gasp, he has engaged her curiosity. ]

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You fucked a unicorn into existence. Honestly.
royalpassport: SB (ouat0117br-0926)

1/2

[personal profile] royalpassport 2017-06-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes
well
He did. I don't have magic.


[ Huff! He's feeling so judged right now. ]
Edited 2017-06-17 22:37 (UTC)
royalpassport: SB (UGHHHH still sick of this shit)

2/2

[personal profile] royalpassport 2017-06-17 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You asked about magic.

[ SULK. Don't make him feel judged for answering your stupid question! ]

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
HELLO, POWERS THAT BE, ARE YOU GOING TO STRIKE ME DOWN FOR SPEAKING ABOUT MAGIC

[ a pause. then: ]

Still here.
inceptisex: (056)

[personal profile] inceptisex 2017-06-17 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm just saying you should try for some SUBTLETY, WOMAN
and PLEASE do not point out the irony in me saying that ok?


[ You can probably just see him eyerolling, Alice, through all that text. ]

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The number of people talking about their horniness begged the question of a pun.

At what point did it manifest?

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You normally use a staff as your primary tool?
royalpassport: SB (ouat0117br-1375)

[personal profile] royalpassport 2017-06-17 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
People tend to have a one-track mind.

During the


[ Oh god now he's suddenly uncomfortable. WHY DID HE RESPOND TO THIS POST AT ALL. Oh, right, because the word 'magic' tends to attract him. ]

climax
warden_enchanter: i know i've got a big ego (is this about me? no?)

[personal profile] warden_enchanter 2017-06-17 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
As a power focus, yes. Channels mana in a more streamlined manner than casting by hand. Not required, necessarily, but certainly useful.

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
We, no.

[ You can't see her Kirk but she is just. Shaking her head. And then shaking it again. And then saying "ew" aloud in her room with all the outrage of an offended cat. ]

Do those lines actually WORK on people?

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You must be a Jedi.
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[personal profile] fromtv 2017-06-17 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
oh shit! I got the sweet flips down, just gotta find someone to give me lasers! you know anyone?

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a pause, as she feels pure amusement and is so momentarily overwhelmed by the... not-negativeness of it that recovery is required. ]

You already pointed out the irony. My doing it would be redundant.
bambithedestroyer: (sb1a_48)

Margo Hanson - The Magicians

[personal profile] bambithedestroyer 2017-06-17 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Option Three

No. [Before you can even finish whatever boring, insipid line you were spouting, Margo holds her hand up in front of your face. No eye contact, no follow up, no interest whatsoever.

If you continue trying to talk to her, she will proceed to roll her eyes and sigh.]


Listen, sweetie, I'm only at this sad excuse for a party to score enough over the counter medication to make it through the next few days without offing myself or anyone in a five foot radius out of spite and deep-set rage due to the fact that I am currently in Idaho. You can either walk away now and save yourself a verbal flaying, or you can be a dear and get me more cough syrup for this red, solo cup.

[Margo smiles, sending metaphorical, and physical, chills through the heart of anyone that sees it.]

Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks. You're a doll.

Option Four - UN: Queenbitch

OK, bumpkins. I don't make this offer lightly or often, but I will blow the first person to get me a ride out of here so hard that you'll literally hit the ceiling.

Male, female, animal, mineral, or otherwise. Just get me the hell out of here.
bartalk: ( poortraits ) (pic#6372736)

[personal profile] bartalk 2017-06-17 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
yep. well, most of the time. usually. I usually come up with better lines.

it's better in person though, I've found it lacks panache online.

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alice watches this exchange, watches the would-be suitor retreat, and for a few seconds she grapples with an odd, seething feeling that's more than the anger she's been feeling for the past few days. It's the kind of rage that would make her slap this woman if she was in reach, but she doesn't know why.

She's sick and tired of not knowing why. ]


Taking a break from blowing your way out of Idaho? I guess that's not working as well as you hoped.
royalpassport: SB | colors/brightness adjusted by me (2)

OPTION 3

[personal profile] royalpassport 2017-06-17 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ STARE. Margo, you really remind Jefferson of some royals he's met in his time. Like Regina, minus the all-around evil she had going for her. Or... hopefully minus that evil. He's just going to look down at her cup, then shift his gaze back to her face. He's frowning, looking unimpressed. Or pouty and huffy. Maybe a mixture of all of the above? ]

You're not the only one who doesn't want to be here, you know.
Edited 2017-06-17 23:18 (UTC)
bambithedestroyer: (sb1a_56)

[personal profile] bambithedestroyer 2017-06-17 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I've stopped hoping for things altogether.

[Margo turns towards the searing, white-hot flames of rage wearing glasses and a short skirt. Alice. Of course it's Alice.]

Makes things less disappointing when shit goes south in an inevitable, explosive way.

[You'd think they'd know that by now. Enjoy something too much and someone will find a way to take it from you. Memories are fleeting at the moment, but one thing Margo does remember is the expression on Alice's face as she sat at the edge of the bed.]

Are you here to watch the fireworks?

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