sybaritic: (haa08)
Eʟɪᴏᴛ "gayest cinnamon roll" Wᴀᴜɢʜ ([personal profile] sybaritic) wrote in [community profile] bumfuckidaho 2017-06-17 11:42 pm (UTC)

There's an entire school board to blow my way through here, Bambi. Give daddy time to work his magic.

( Linda is peak hard mode, I'll tell you that for free. )

You don't have to bend down nearly as far. And your tongue has that prehensile joint in the middle.


[ they are having this conversation blithely on the public message board, yes. and yes, eliot actually is malleable enough socially that he adapts his typing to whomever he's speaking with. in conclusion: that definitely was a sentence he got "peak" and "hard" into when referring to a woman he definitely has not gone down on. ]

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