[ He sighs, because he can't really blame Alice for not wanting any of this, no matter what weird shit's going on with her. He doesn't want any of this food, either. But that 'no' is so kneejerk, he can recognize it for what it is. Penny crosses his arms, glowering at Jerry. ]
Look, if you want the crappy, overcooked burger... I can get you one. [ Wow, Penny. So generous. So noble and self-sacrificing.
He looks at the spread of offerings again, then at Alice, an idea forming as he starts to steer her down the lineup. ] Or we skip right to dessert. Can't fuck up the sweet stuff too much.
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Look, if you want the crappy, overcooked burger... I can get you one. [ Wow, Penny. So generous. So noble and self-sacrificing.
He looks at the spread of offerings again, then at Alice, an idea forming as he starts to steer her down the lineup. ] Or we skip right to dessert. Can't fuck up the sweet stuff too much.