Yours is only half a fruit. I will trade you two strawberries for one cherry.

[ she will trade one for one, but it's worth a shot and she has such an easy, friendly demeanor, she is hoping the festiveness of the day and her bright smile will work in her favor. ]

I also have popsicles if you just wanna hand over the whole tray. I really wanted this to be like small town Coachella but instead it's like smaller town Field of Dreams and I keep waiting for Kevin Costner to come strolling out of the grass with Simba's dad and stop me from choking on a hot dog.

[ that reference... got away from her. ]