ukase: (Playing your fool)
Brock Rumlow ([personal profile] ukase) wrote in [community profile] bumfuckidaho 2017-06-18 08:13 pm (UTC)

[In every crowd, there was always at least three smart-asses among them. Depending on the level of alcohol involved, that number jumped ten-fold from his experience. So no, he wasn't surprised when his words actually earned him a response. God Bless America and all that nonsense. Everyone had something to say regardless of the topic.]

Apple pie doesn't have a season. Apples become ripe in the late spring and early summer, hence when you use them in baking.

[Rumlow turned his head to regard the one who spoke, and he immediately recognized that deer-in-headlights look. However, being a double agent meant he knew how to hide his own reactions and file away the information. This man just became instantly more interesting, but aside from a distant-relative kind of resemblance to the Asset, he didn't know this smuck from John. And seriously, what asshole wore that much paisley?

Instead, he rounded on this odd look-alike, offering a quick once over and then a hand for a shake. Be polite, would you?]


Plus, vanilla ice cream adds to any season where pie is involved. You were giving out food before, weren't you?

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