[Well wasn't this just quite the pickle he found himself in. This chump recognized him, but the feeling wasn't mutual. They should obviously take a walk together so he could edge out some of the details, but he wasn't about to make a scene. This one looked like a squealer.

However, he remained persistent when it came to continuing to offer his hand. It wasn't person; he just wanted to.]

Sorry, pal, I don't know you from Adam. And considering you bear a slight resemblance to someone I did know, are you certain this isn't a case of mistaken identity?