[ to be fair, there are worse ways to go. Tink always imagined it would be Neverland that would kill her, but here she is, trying one calorie-filled treat after another in a town that's nearly as dangerous. move on from oreos and there's chocolate cake, freshly spun cotton candy, cookies, and small-bites of things like brownies and lemon squares.

and then of course, there's her logic in tasting all of it; she'd hate to leave any snack untried.]

There are all sorts of things, that's the trouble. The strawberry chantilly is incredible, and so are the cakes and the cookies, and the cheesecakes - which, you should know, are individual servings and taste nothing short of magical.

[ and she was a fairy, she would know!]

I never should have come here.