Before we continue this enlightening and absolutely fascinating conversation, I do have to ask: how much lockers were you pushed into as a teenager? You sound like the type that probably met with a fair share of jock-testosterone aggression. I mean, nothing wrong with info-dumping when asked, but it does make you look like a know-it-all jackass.
Still, I have seen the light! Hallelujah! Avocados will keep me alive longer, prevent cancer (ha ha ha...), and allow me to be an all around better human being. Where have all these avocados been all my life where I missed all of these ground-breaking innovations stuffed into one green organic creature! However, you forget to break it down for us dumb-asses that avocado fiber just makes you have better shits. Sorry, aids in formed and normal frequency defecation.
Oh no, daddy taught me all of my life lessons with a good slamming around. Dog eat, dog world and I better be a strong SOB or I'd be chewed up and spat out. Also, I'd be more than happy to provide links to the studies that I had read, but the internet is super borked here. But you know, what does that matter? We have you as an organic source of internet knowledge?
Wow, your government is as useless as mine. Network fist-bump.
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Still, I have seen the light! Hallelujah! Avocados will keep me alive longer, prevent cancer (ha ha ha...), and allow me to be an all around better human being. Where have all these avocados been all my life where I missed all of these ground-breaking innovations stuffed into one green organic creature! However, you forget to break it down for us dumb-asses that avocado fiber just makes you have better shits. Sorry, aids in formed and normal frequency defecation.
Oh no, daddy taught me all of my life lessons with a good slamming around. Dog eat, dog world and I better be a strong SOB or I'd be chewed up and spat out. Also, I'd be more than happy to provide links to the studies that I had read, but the internet is super borked here. But you know, what does that matter? We have you as an organic source of internet knowledge?
Wow, your government is as useless as mine. Network fist-bump.