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the pines mods. ([personal profile] officialnotice) wrote in [community profile] bumfuckidaho2017-06-17 08:38 am
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test drive meme, june 2017

TEST DRIVE MEME

There was an accident. The details are hazy and obscure, but it's still the first thing you remember. Maybe a car wreck — metal and broken glass everywhere, and the sirens and the screaming. Maybe your bike hit a rock and you careened uncontrollably off a mountain path. Maybe something less mundane, even impossible seems to have happened to you. You can't quite make out the details, not who was at fault or why. Try as you might, the chaos is all you can truly remember.

It's also the last thing you remember from before waking up.

When you open your eyes, the accident is gone. Instead, you're in a hospital bed, and the nursing staff greet you with cheerful smiles.

Don't worry, they tell you. You'll make a full recovery here. Where is here? Why, home in Wayward Pines, of course!


option one
WELCOME TO WAYWARD PINES

The hospital staff had seemed very friendly, but ultimately unhelpful when it came to answering your questions, insisting you shouldn't worry about such things, and that it was smarter to just rest until you'd fully recovered.

That was some time ago. You've since managed to leave the hospital – either via escape, or simply by waiting patiently and filling out paperwork until they finally agreed to release you. Now you've found yourself in the small but hearty town of Wayward Pines, Idaho. It's a charming little place, and the people there are all friendly enough, more than willing to greet you on the street, or give you directions if you need them.

Unless you're asking for directions out of town, of course.

Some will simply smile and give you a hearty pat on the shoulder and ask why you'd ever want to do a thing like that? Others will get quiet for a moment, and direct you to the nearest sign posted near the doorway of every building.

Don't bother taking the road, either. Whether you walk or get your hands on a vehicle, you won't get anywhere. The road simply takes you away from town for a short while before looping around and bringing you right back in.

There's no use questioning things, and it seems pretty useless to try to leave. So really, why not stay a while? Everyone's convinced that you'll find something to love in Wayward Pines.

(For the purposes of this test drive, you're welcome to handwave the existence of basically any local business or activity.)


option two
INTO THE WOODS

You've just heard a scream from the woods.

I mean, it could've been an animal. There's bound to be some kind of wildlife amongst the trees, right? But then again, it did sound awfully... human.

Though all of the locals nearby conceal a flinch at the sound, they'll assure you it's nothing, if you ask them. Why, you're probably just hearing things! (But with an anxious undertone of stop asking questions.) If you're curious, though, and brave enough to go see, they won't make any move to stop you from going into the wooded area surrounding the town.

The trees are tall, and their branches are thick enough to block out a significant amount of sunlight from breaking through the canopy, leaving the forest floor a little dimmer and cooler than the streets of town.

Whatever the source of the scream was, you won't be able to find it out here. An experienced hunter might notice some signs of a struggle, and a few faint boot prints, but they don't really seem to lead anywhere in particular.

What you will find, if you walk far enough, is a fence. A big one - at least 30 feet tall, made of metal and concrete. It goes on quite a ways in either direction as well; follow the wall far enough, and you'll see that it connects with the steep, sheer cliffs that surround the rest of Wayward Pines, effectively boxing the town in.

In actuality, you'll probably feel it before you see it. A full 500 yards from the wall, when it's hardly a shadowy smudge through the trees, you start to feel a little bit tired, a little bit weak. Trouble is, the closer you get, the weaker you feel - like the wall itself is sapping the strength out of you, and the closer you get, the worse it feels. Any powers you may have had grow weaker in kind as you make your way to the fence, but even ordinary humans will find their strength sapping away. By the time you're close enough to read the signs and to feel the crackle of electricity radiating from the thick wires criss-crossing the wall's metal surface, you're too weak to stand.

Do you crawl closer still and risk electrocution, or do you crawl away and assess the situation once you're far enough from the fence to be able to stand?


option three
FOURTH OF JULY

If there's one thing to be said for Wayward Pines it's the town's resilience and staunch refusal to give up on the image of a picturesque little town, and July 4th this year has the community putting it's best foot forward in this regard with its annual 4th of July picnic and fireworks spectacular.

To hear anyone (Linda) familiar with the town talk (complain), this year is a much more sedate affair than any of the years prior, but in a lot of ways today is a very good opportunity for people to reconnect with their neighbors; chat quietly at a table, share a recipe, play some catch, or argue with Jerry over the proper way too cook a burger. Jerry never listens, of course, but thankfully the whole event is a pot luck so there are plenty of other, far more edible options for those with a more... discerning palate.

The day passes pleasantly, and the night? The night brings the fireworks. A beautiful cascade of bright colors and lights in the sky. Sparklers are handed out like party favors while everyone is strongly encouraged to play safe by a long-suffering and weary looking sheriff. After all, the town has had quite enough excitement by this point, don't you think?


option four
ON THE NETWORK

Though it's not as high-tech as you might be used to (or hell, maybe you're ren faire and it's centuries beyond anything you've seen), Wayward Pines does in fact have a network to accommodate its citizens.

Go ahead, post a network post! Just note that the network currently has two basic functions. The first is audio-only and can be accessed from the telephones in each character's home. If an audio-based medium doesn't suit your needs (or aesthetics), be sure to take advantage of the Wayward Pines Message Board from your brand new laptop for the chance to communicate with your fellow townspeople!


( a few notes )

Welcome to our fifth test drive here in The Pines! Just one important thing to note:

Upon arrival in Wayward Pines, characters find themselves struggling to remember entirely who they were or where they came from. Memories return progressively over the next two weeks. You're welcome to play with this mechanic in any of these prompts, but it's definitely not mandatory! For more details on this temporary memory loss, see our FAQ.
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Jesse McCree | Overwatch

[personal profile] gunshowdaddy 2017-06-17 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
1. On the way (out) of the hospital

[It's just a normal, average day in Wayward Pines. Birds are chirping, there is a cool breeze, and some odd looking clothing is thrown out into the street from the 3rd story window of the hospital. There is a poncho, some chaps, and what looks like a holster but it lacks the main thing that is suppose to be held in it.]

God damnit!

[A rough voice comes from the window. A man is seen crawling out of the window with some difficulty. He has a cowboy hat on his head, boots on his feet, and his ass is hanging out of the hospital gown. He makes effort to cover himself, maybe because he doesn't realise he is mooning the entire street. He reaches back inside the window to grab his cigar and sticks it between his teeth before he starts to climb down.

Yep....this is totally normal.]


4. It's been a long day.

If someone could point me to the nearest bar and the strongest drink they have, I would be much obliged.
Edited 2017-06-17 16:07 (UTC)
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Penny | The Magicians

[personal profile] inceptisex 2017-06-17 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
III. Fourth of July
Yeah? Fuck you, Jerry!

[ It looks like somebody has no patience for Jerry's techniques at the grill and decided to express it-- bluntly and loudly-- until it devolved into a back-and-forth that culminated in the aforementioned exchange of 'fuck yous.'

Which is about par for the course with Penny, if you ask some people. Actually, if you ask some people, they'll lay it out pretty simply: Penny's an asshole. He's an asshole who hates being stuck in this white-ass town in freaking Idaho with no way out. He remembers enough about life outside of Wayward Pines now to know that this? The Orwellian signs and the cameras everywhere? It's fucked up, and why are so many people just sitting back and taking it?

Fuck, why are so many people sitting back and letting Jerry ruin the goddamn hamburgers?

Whatever. He's only here for the free beers, anyway. Which is why Penny stalks away from Jerry, clutching a beer in hand, scowling at the world as he drinks. ]
Edited 2017-06-17 17:28 (UTC)

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alice is standing off to the side of the whole affair, watching it with disdain, trying really really hard not to show how good the cooking burgers smell, even if Penny is clearly and vocally disapproving of how they're being made.

Her lips twitch. It's almost a smile. When he gets close enough, she says: ]
Does this mean we're leaving.

Alice | The Magicians | Probably Spoilers for the End of S2

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I. TO THE SHERIFF

[ Walking is making her angry. She doesn't understand why, because she doesn't understand anything right now, but walking is making her positively furious. She can't even tell herself that the feeling isn't logical, because there's a voice in her subconscious saying that it is entirely, completely logical to hate walking this much. It's a waste of time. Completely uneconomical. It's so human.

Also, her eyes are bad. Why are her eyes bad? They're supposed to help her see, not impede that function.

Alice's walk is turning into a stomp, and she beginning to growl under her breath as she reaches main street, finally.

She's entirely too caught up in her hatred for her eyes, walking, and the feel of muscle shifting under skin to pay any attention to who she might bump into.

She's not sorry. ]



IV. NETWORK

So who here can actually do fucking magic


Edited 2017-06-17 18:05 (UTC)
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[personal profile] inceptisex 2017-06-17 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You know what, Alice? He wants to leave. He hates having to suffer through this red, white, and blue meet and greet with a bunch of assholes he wants nothing to do with. He'd rather be back in Brakebills, poring over books and practicing magic with Alice. But that Alice-- the one who agreed with him that bottling their emotions was a bad idea-- died. Burned up, became a niffin, and died, and now here she is, like some creepy dead-behind-the-eyes pod version of herself.

He hates it. And he's not going to let her isolate herself, and he can't believe he's even on the 'isolation is bad' train, considering his entire life up to when he got sucked into this fucked up social circle of not-quite-friends, not-quite-family, something indefinable but meaningful.

And no, he will never say that to any of them. He just fixes Alice with a hard stare, barely even hesitating before he says: ]
No. We're staying. Try the-- I don't know-- [ He looms over the spread of potluck dishes, narrowing his eyes at one of the offerings. ] Taco... salad?

[ He sounds a little incredulous as he says it. It's labeled a 'taco salad' and it's neither of those things, and it has mayonnaise in it. ]
Edited 2017-06-17 18:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] royalpassport 2017-06-17 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
'Fucking' as an adjective, or 'fucking' as a noun?

[ Not that it matters. JEFFERSON CAN'T DO MAGIC, PERIOD. ]

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As a niffin, she would have seized on that breath of hesitation, broken it open, torn him apart without thought to be released from this strange shackled feeling she has toward him.

She doesn't remember, which is good, or she might try it here anyway. As it is she feels her eyes burning, the complicated tangle of somethings that amount to lead weights against her chest and throat. She doesn't want to be here. That's the one clear sensation she can extract from the tangle. She doesn't want to be here and something about Penny obligates her to stay.

Alice stares at the taco salad, revulsion sweeping through to dominate the other feelings.]
I'm not putting that in my mouth.

[ A traitor glance toward the grill; she quickly looks back at the table.]
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[personal profile] inceptisex 2017-06-17 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Here they are, neither wanting to be here, but forcing themselves to stick it out for the other person. Maybe they should leave, find somewhere less annoying to be.

Catching that look on Alice's face, Penny sighs and mutters, conceding: ]
Yeah, I wouldn't, either.

[ No way would he eat that 'salad,' so why should she? But then he follows her gaze over to the grill and... Jerry. Fucking Jerry. ]

Oh, come on... Really? That's what you want?
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[personal profile] gunshowdaddy 2017-06-17 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And exact what is "fucking magic"?

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sharp and immediate: ] No.

[ But along with the denial comes confusion. Is that what she wants? Is that why she can't stop thinking about the smell of cooking meat, a thought which disgusts her at the same time? Her lips move, searching for words to back up her refusal. ] I don't want any of this.
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[personal profile] techxpert 2017-06-17 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
» welcome to wayward pines
[ ow.

that's the first thing that comes to mind when becky wakes up, rubbing her head as the nurse cheerfully welcomes her back to the land of the waking and explains patiently that becky had been in an accident -- she believes that, thinking something about a satellite crashing to earth -- and that her head is going to be foggy for a while. it's all very reasonable and becky has no reason not to believe the nurse and so she waits patiently to be freed from her hospital room.

now, however, she has to walk to the sherrif's station in a hospital gown and that seems like a terrible oversight. she makes a mental note, as she is carefully holding the gown closed behind her, to give this a very stern yelp review. three stars: good service, but where are my pants?

it's only when she's retrieved her belongings and changed in the sherrif's station bathroom, that she can be found roaming the town with her plastic bag tucked under her arm, looking for her apartment and whimpering in distress: ]
No service? What the hell.

» fourth of july
[ becky doesn't mind playing it safe, she likes safety! but she also likes red white and blue firework popsicles spiked with vodka and she is currently mainlining the bowl of cherry bombs next to her lawn chair because pinterest may not exist in the town, but becky has a lifetime of knowledge, brah. she's fine when she's sitting down, but once she's up! ]

Oh hey, everything is spinny.

[ oh look, fireworks! spinny fireworks! once becky realizes they are happening (jumping a foot on the first few because she doesn't like things that go boom), she looks up with the appropriate oohs and aahs. walking home is going to be an adventure, lemme tell you. ]

» wildcard: in the library
[ the girl yelling at the computer in the library is becky. she's been shushed already, unsuccessfully, and continues angrily working at the computer while her own laptop lays discarded in her bag next to her. someone is trying to force the internet to appear because if it doesn't that means she doesn't have access to tumblr or imgur or bbc news and she will literally die without constant amusement at all times. she has already scrolled through the hundreds of memes saved on her phone. it's not enough. ]

Fine! Be that way! [ scooping her bag up, becky turns to flounce out of the library but the strap of her bag gets stuck on the leg of the chair and now she is on the floor, her smartphone skittering out of her hand and a few feet away. well. today is great. ]
Edited 2017-06-17 19:05 (UTC)

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Both. Either.

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ UGH WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS!! ]

Magic. Can you do magic, a question asked in the same vein as 'can humans avoid thinking about sex for more than five minutes at a time.'
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[personal profile] gunshowdaddy 2017-06-17 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well ma'am I wouldn't have thought of it if it wasn't already mentioned.

i feel the need to apologize for her

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you going to answer the question or not?
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[personal profile] gunshowdaddy 2017-06-17 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I apologize ma'am, but I don't pull rabbits from my hat.

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
God, not sleight of hand, M A G I C. Actual, real, yes-it-does-exist magic.

Going to assume you don't do it either, with an answer like that.
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[personal profile] gunshowdaddy 2017-06-17 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's news to me. Ask about robotics and I might have a better answer for ya.
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iv.

[personal profile] warden_enchanter 2017-06-17 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I certainly can.
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[personal profile] bartalk 2017-06-17 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
people tell me it's magic, so what's up?
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[personal profile] royalpassport 2017-06-17 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
My boyfriend summoned a unicorn once, while we were in bed. I guess I helped.

[ The most awkward sentences ever typed. WHY IS HE EVEN TELLING HER THIS? Possibly because it's only a test drive meme. ]
Edited (OKAY I PROMISE I'M DONE NOW) 2017-06-17 22:16 (UTC)
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IV un; taakofromtv

[personal profile] fromtv 2017-06-17 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I got this tentacle spell
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private; un: fuckyou2

[personal profile] inceptisex 2017-06-17 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHY IS 'fuckyou' TAKEN? ]

can you NOT?? go all google magic on this message board?

un: fuckyou

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THIS IS WHY. ]

We're stuck in Idaho with zero resources. Why shouldn't I try to find people with actual magical ability?.

un: fuckyou

[personal profile] fuckthelookingglass 2017-06-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you use it to strangle yourself?

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