It didn't take much for Archer to conclude what the man meant, even if he felt it was entirely unwarranted. Perhaps he had gotten too used to dealing with strange characters, Servants and desperate people alike, and he allowed his steps to halt as he took the man over and set the coffin down behind him in a resting position once more.

Seeing those tattoos, he raised a gloved hand of his own — the right, to match the man's "HELLO" — and offered a gregarious laugh. "Haha! Quite right, and no one here expects you to be. This is merely ornamental, with a side helping of an old man's personal joke. No dead bodies to be had inside, I assure you."

Of course, ornamental in the sense that it didn't hold a body. It sure did a ton of other things by very intentional design.