[ faux-sneers baz, who does not believe for a second that if what is inside is edible, Simon won't fight him for every last crumb. with his fists. or sword, if necessary. that'd be the equivalent of walking away from so, so many sandwiches! ... okay no it's fine. meanwhile, he's already got his wand out when he catches himself and glances over before pocketing it again. honestly, he's going to have to get a holster built into his jacket or something.
so! even though he could just entallen or enflyen simon up there, or something, instead he sighs theatrically and hunkers down, lacing his fingers together into a step about halfway up the trunk. ]
OH RIGHT that egg one
[ faux-sneers baz, who does not believe for a second that if what is inside is edible, Simon won't fight him for every last crumb. with his fists. or sword, if necessary. that'd be the equivalent of walking away from so, so many sandwiches! ... okay no it's fine. meanwhile, he's already got his wand out when he catches himself and glances over before pocketing it again. honestly, he's going to have to get a holster built into his jacket or something.
so! even though he could just entallen or enflyen simon up there, or something, instead he sighs theatrically and hunkers down, lacing his fingers together into a step about halfway up the trunk. ]
Well? Up you get.