Once again, you have made the leap that I care for mysteries and strange occurrences! Children - always so quick to make illogical leaps when in the presence of those much greater than themselves!

[He rolls his eyes, and smirks.]

Yes, I'm annoyed by this just as much as anyone else is. However, while you all run around and figure out a way to get me back to my lovely home and secret tower, I shall occupy myself in this town by showcasing my talents as the greatest actor these plebs have ever seen! They'll practically grovel, as I am a master of the thee-ate-er!